Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schlanket

A Schlatt blanket

I use my Schlanket as a cum rag.

by Insanuim September 16, 2022

schlunky

Pronounced- 'shlunkee'

Closely related in meaning to rawesome.

Something incredibly cool, particularly a situation which turned out well. Generally used as a response.

"Dude, I found a quarter in the vending machine change slot!" "Schlunky!"

"That play was schlunky, man"

"How schlunky was that shot?"

by Moyshe February 25, 2009

Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schwanky

Term for a ritzy or high-class place or building. Usually used by people that lack the class to actually ENTER such places.

"That BigBoy's is schwanky like a BITCH!"

by Obi Juan September 7, 2005

schwanky

A word similar to "swanky," usually used by those under the influence to describe something only perceived as swanky to the drunk.

"Wow, that limo sure is schwanky!"
"That's a taxi."

by Kroger Brand July 16, 2009