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schachterle

To completely and utterly dominate.
OMG -- Osama Bin Laden got Schachterle'd in the face!

You better bring those books home before I schachterle you!
by billjunk October 14, 2015
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The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.
I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!
by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014
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Schechter

1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.

2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.

3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.

4. A drug-addicted whore.

5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.
Dude, she's fucking fifteen guys while smoking a joint and doing a kegstand... What a Schechter.
by Beentheirfuckedthat July 15, 2010
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schectered

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.
My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.
by anglerofmen December 6, 2010
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Ryan Sheckler

A whiney little bitch, in spite of the fact that he is only 17, one of the best skateboarders in the world, owns several houses, is set for life, has a fleet of hundred thousand dollar vehicles, and 85% of the female population wanting to bang him. In short, someone who is a whiney little bitch with no grounds for it.
"Dude, just cuz you can't get laid doesn't mean you have to get all Ryan Sheckler about it."

"Man bro, you have no idea how hard my life is, it totally sucks winning gold medals and being able to rip over anyone on the planet. I hate having all these girls want to bang me. I just want to get away from it all but I can't decide whether to drive my Range Rover on 26's or my lifted Dodge Ram 2500.

Yeah Ryan Sheckler, you're right that does sound hard. I gotta go though man, I have to flip burgers for 9.5 hours to afford a blank skate deck and a half a tank of gas in my 89 escort. Maybe we can skate again if I can get off work."
by Duke Livingston February 20, 2008
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sheckler

tucking your erect penis between your legs and getting a BJ from behind
You have not had a BJ until you've had a sheckler.
by STJ's Finest October 25, 2010
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schicker

schicker likes the dew
by lord_marqq November 11, 2019
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