schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011

Scamburger

Getting a hotdog instead of a burger.

Jones: I just bought a burger but they gave me a hotdog!

Charles: Man, you just bought a scamburger!

by jim frowning September 25, 2020

shamburger

what you bite into when you think you're eating a hamburger, but it turns out to be a tofu or turkey burger.

Pakita asked me over for dinner last night. It was going great until she brought out the food. It looked like a hamburger, but it turned out to be a shamburger. She was still bootylicious though.

by Pakita August 28, 2007

schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.

"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."

by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017

Scamburger

When paying to much for a hamburger.

Guy 1: I payed 10$ for my hamburger last night!!!

Guy 2: Hahaha you ate a scamburger x)

by Pebbel February 25, 2009

Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers

In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees

by DoritosDew August 22, 2020

Scamburger

Being sold raw mince instead of a cooked burger

Alex committed fraud by selling scamburgers. He sold raw mince to people and claimed they were burgers

by DJmooncat February 5, 2021