Schmidt

When your favorite sports team starts losing, and you straight ghost everyone to avoid the online ridicule.

Dude , Robert pulled a Schmidt on us again because the Brewers suck!

Schmidt by Willie Fisterguts April 9, 2021

Schmidt Special 

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).

Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

Schmidt Special by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

Schmidt-Ing 

To strike a pose with your arms spread, palms facing upward usually overlooking a historic monument, it is then documented forever as a photo.

Are you going Schmidt-Ing on top of that mountain?

Schmidt-Ing by USAFA2007 October 25, 2012

Schmidt Loks 

Da type a nigga that's chill with anyone. Da type a nigga to smoke a backwoods, crack open a cold ones with the bois, play a few matches of fortnite and still be able to fuck your bitch.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.

Chino: Ayy imma bout to smoke a backwoods w/ Schmidt Loks then let him fuck my bitch.

Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.

Schmidt Loks by 🅱ino Lasagna June 16, 2018

Schmidt On A Stick 

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

Schmidt On A Stick by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

Schmidt-faced 

Similar to the famous term "shit-faced," this term refers to the state before you're fully intoxicated, but further down the line than "tipsy." When in the "Schmidt-faced" state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embarass oneself.

-Duuuude, last night I was partying with Nicole and Kevin and we got totally SCHMIDT-FACED. It was epic. I just hope in doesn't end up on Facebook!!

Schmidt-faced by prittyxschmidtyy August 25, 2009

Schmidt Suit 

Black jeans and a Baby Gap tee.

Michael Schmidt wears the Schmidt Suit

Schmidt Suit by captain ass anonymous July 8, 2012