apology mayonaise 

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

apology mayonaise by X3n7 April 17, 2015

mayonaise sandwich 

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

mayonaise sandwich by Dicap March 3, 2003

love mayonaise 

cum

she likes to swallow the love mayonaise

love mayonaise by pville October 29, 2002

Gayonaise 

The white mayaonaise-like substance that forms around the anus during anal sex. Caused by the loss of moisture, in water based pesronal lubrication gels, due to heat and friction (KY).

Damn, I poked that dude's ass so long and hard, I done whipped up some gayonaise.

Gayonaise by Bessie Macula January 13, 2005

mayonaise 

Slang for semen or ejaculate

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise

mayonaise by creamy j March 24, 2007

mayonaise 

should be eaten with every meal

mayonaise is my second favourite white sauce.

mayonaise by wins May 3, 2011

Unicorn Mayonaise 

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

Unicorn Mayonaise by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006