A noun for an unknown object that knowingly or unknowingly satisfies people in various circumstances
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What’s this thing beside your bed?
Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.
…your what?
Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it
Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.
…your what?
Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it
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Get the Forever Alone Satisfier mug.Being More Sassy then another. To have more sass. In other words being more sassy towards people around you.
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Used to describe a person who has an attitude that is sassy and snappy. Usually it is because the person remarks in an unexpected way; It is part of their personality.
person 1: "So how was your day today? You look kind of tired."
person 2: "Get away from me your annoying!"
person 1: "Okay...Geez I was just asking how you're doing... That's some serious sassafire man!"
person 2: "Get away from me your annoying!"
person 1: "Okay...Geez I was just asking how you're doing... That's some serious sassafire man!"
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Get the Sassafire mug.(Sass-if-ah-la-tight-is) A condition in which a girl just has way too much sass. She often will throw sass at random times to try and start shit.
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