satisfier 

A noun for an unknown object that knowingly or unknowingly satisfies people in various circumstances

That night Miguel really knew how to use his satisfier

satisfier by Summer Summit July 29, 2011

satisfier 

see shocker

I got her with the satisfier.

satisfier by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Penis-satisfier 

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"

Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.

Penis-satisfier by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011

Forever Alone Satisfier 

A hand towel (20”x40”) is folded in half lengthwise (to become 10”x40”) and placed on a flat surface. A latex glove is then placed on the towel, perpendicular to the long end, slightly extending ~1” past the end. The towel is then rolled up completely around the glove. The extending 1” of the glove is then peeled back around the rolled up towel and secured with elastics to secure in place. Lube is then added to the interior of the glove and then spend 10 minutes deciding which porn flick to yank off too.

What’s this thing beside your bed?

Mom, that’s my Forever Alone Satisfier.

…your what?

Just look it up on Urban Dictionary and then leave please. Ima use it

Forever Alone Satisfier by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

satisfization 

used when the word "satisfaction" cannot possibly described the feeling of enjoyment one is experiencing, often used after a sexual encounter of "HELL YEAH!!!!" proportions.

That bitch Flossie gave me some good satisfization!

satisfization by J, Brown J August 2, 2007

Satisfied 

What Alexander Hamilton will never be.

He will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied.

Satisfied by Angelica Schuyler March 5, 2017

Satisfied 

The feeling you can never have once Alexander Hamilton comes into your life.

"I will never be satisfied"-Angelica

Satisfied by Glitchwantsyodick December 26, 2016