Sawkon

An alternative way to troll someone when Ligma gets old.

"Dude, did you hear about Sawkon? He'll be joining us later."
"Who's Sawkon?"
"Sawkon these nuts bro, hahaha"
":("

by Mememaster9906 November 24, 2020

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Sarkozy

Nicolas Sarkozy is the first dwarf to be elected as president of france.

From hungarian descent, he was elected on his pledge to "sweep off the scums", meaning the muslim population that france has piled up in suburban ghettos since they helped rebuilding the country after WW2.

His hobbies are : passing laws that only contribute to his associates and himself (1st thing he did as President was to raise his salary up to 140%), openly trying to pull strings for his sons, hanging out with french jet-set, appearing wasted during the G8 meeting, after a "private meeting" with Poutine, etc

Hated by most of the french for not keeping promises and acting like a jerk (although they had it coming), he is currently awaiting to be replace in 2012.

You: - Have you heard the lastest rumor about sarkozy and bruni?
Me : - No, because i don't give a shit.

You : - How did this joke get elected?
Me : - Ask the 53% of braindeads who voted for him

by WillXL April 24, 2010

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Sarkohmo

a word given to someone who sucks up to the Sarkoh constantly because they think it is famous as it is on a list along with half of the internet. you will be able to distinguish whether or not somebody is a Sarkohmo with the following: if the person has a keen liking for the color lime green likes a certain washed up punk group and likes it when people have red hair who also has a tendancy to talk like this... OMGZ!!111 Spongebob raep! SKITTLEZZz!! Then be warned as this person have possibly be a Sarkohmo. you may come into contact with the Sarkoh as it is perfectly sane but be warned of its followers as some are ruthless hating machines

person 1: like OmGGG!!! red is just such an awesome color lawlzcopfterrp. wats ur favorite color? :P

person 2: are you a Sarkohmo?

person 1: u tryin to b funnie? i wuz just being my like random self like ARG!! >=/ if yhooz insulting me or Sarkoh then you better watch ur mouff boi!

by i.like.hoes.as.in.pantyhoes December 22, 2009

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saron gas

The band that is now called "Seether" Saron Gas formed in the mid to late 1990s and released one album titled "Fragile" only in South Africa in 2000. They changed their name shortly after this release, moved to the states, signed to Windup Records and released "Disclaimer" in 2002. Some of the songs that were on "Fragile" were rerecorded unded the name Seether and sound a little different from the originals.

The Saron Gas versions of "Fine Again", "Driven Under" and "Gasoline" sound different then the Seether versions of them.

by Sandon April 30, 2006

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Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

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