sandcastling

The act of whining so incessantly that a medieval fortress could conceivably be built from the ample sand dunes blasting forth from your vagina.

Goddamn! Bob's been sandcastling so hard about his job, I could swear we're at the beach.

by b3s January 7, 2010

sandcastles

Leftover food stored in a plastic container that causes the food to hold the shape of the container when it is dumped out, much like when you make sandcastles with a plastic bucket.

"I made too much spaghetti last night. I'll be eating sandcastles for days."

by DannoBoston September 5, 2006

making sandcastles

When someone takes a shit on a vagina then pushes it inside with their fingers.

I'm tired today because I was up late making sandcastles.

by Jasehole and William Cocksmith November 2, 2011

Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.

Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006

sandcastle

When finishing up sex, you kick the shit out of your partner, as you would a sandcastle when you are done building it.

I sandcastled the shit outta that girl last night.

by krg007tb April 13, 2004

Salvadoran Sandcastle

While having sex with a woman and she upsets you while using a condom pull out and insert your member in a cup of salt and reinsert back into the woman forcefully.

Me and Jess were booking up and she pissed me off so I gave her a Salvadoran sandcastle... Haven’t talked to her since.

by 1LoKota October 24, 2020

Sandcastle

When you got skinny dipping at the beach and y’all have sex after and it feels like mounting sandcastle

Went swimming naked with this chick the other night and when we fucked after I gave her a sandcastle

by boydie January 30, 2018