snapsturbate

To vigorously masturbate to (or on) snapchat.

Rick: "Yo Chester, did you see her boobs on her snap story?"
Chester: "Yes Rick, I'm all lubed up and ready to snapsturbate to them!"

by ExplosivePussyHumps March 15, 2016

Sasturbation

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it

"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013

Snasturbate

Jerking off and sharting yourself at the same time at high velocities

Bro last night was so crazy, me and a girl snasturbated together

by BananaBoi1 September 22, 2017

slapsturbate

The act of high-fiving oneself.

Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.

by zomby w00f November 17, 2010

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

by BMasterTempt May 17, 2015

Sadsterbate

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying

When I'm sad I can use my tears as lubricant when I sadsterbate

by Mainnbbitchh August 16, 2018

Madsturbated

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.

After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.

by A-Lure September 13, 2017