Highly-covert office assassin, one who dissappears and returns to work shortly before the news tells of terrorists meeting their demise by clandestine means. Can effortlessly adjust his appearance to where even his own coworkers don't even recognize him. Founder of the Underwater Rucking Team, and the only man to be inserted in a secret location by Space Shuttle.
"Man, the new guy in the last cubicle was gone when Amy Winehouse overdosed, then ten minutes after they reported it he showed up. He might be a Roland and we don't even know it!!!"
by diplomacy762 October 12, 2011
Get the Rolandmug. To completely and utterly throw someone under the bus, often at extremely inopportune or inconvenient times and in entirely inappropriate situations.
Josh rolanded me hardcore when he mentioned at the party, in front of Mila Kunis, that I preferred the company of young boys to that of smoking hot actresses.
by Grips17 November 1, 2012
Get the rolandedmug. Will Roland is the god of dank memes, who we love and cherish. He's know for playing The Insanley Cool Jared Kleinmeme. He is the reason we make it throught this beautiful world.
by 1-800-TheaterTrash October 21, 2020
Get the Will Rolandmug. by Fox1983 March 27, 2021
Get the Rolandismmug. A folk legend, during the 1960's Roland was a Mercenary who came from Norway. He took a contract fighting in the Congo, and was known for his skill with a Thompson Sub-Machine gun. He eventually attracted the attention of the C.I.A. who payed off one of his compatriots to betray him. Later Roland's betrayer died under mysterious circumstances. Soldiers and Mercenaries still claim to see the ghost of Roland in multiple military conflicts over the past 50 years. He is described as being headless and still carrying his Thompson Sub-Machine gun.
Soldier 1: "I saw something weird during the last firefight we were in."
Soldier 2: "what was it?"
Soldier 1: "a man with no head carrying a tommy gun."
Soldier 2: "oh man, you saw Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!"
Soldier 2: "what was it?"
Soldier 1: "a man with no head carrying a tommy gun."
Soldier 2: "oh man, you saw Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!"
by Gil Favor September 7, 2020
Get the Rolandmug.