The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"

Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".

by Necrachilles February 9, 2015

riley

riley is incredible. she will love you forever and believe in you more than you believe in yourself. she's not the friend that will be for you when you cry, but she'll have a wet shoulder from your tears. shes the girl that thinks shes the ugliest girl in the world and that all of her friends are so pretty but in reality she's the beautiful one. and not only are her looks beautiful, but her personality is. she's such a bright soul but she has convinced herself that nobody likes her. she thinks she'll never have a boyfriend but she doesnt realize she has guys lining up to talk to her. she can be really chill and quiet but if she opens up she can be so goofy and so much fun to hang out with. she's the one that says sorry after ranting because she has convinced herself that everyone could care less about her feelings. she's the one that ends up being the only one single in the group but nobody understands why. she says she's okay with being single but deep down she wishes she had someone to cuddle with at night. she hands out her little pieces even though so many people have broken her. she seems fine but when you get to know her she has gone through some deep shit. she lets everyone walk all over her and manipulate her so she's is always being used. but depsite that she's incredibly positive and always tries to look at the bright side. so if you find a riley. get ahold of her and keep her around, she's a good person to have by your side in life.

wow. she's amazing. she has to be a riley.

by bootyholesimdone January 27, 2019

Ernesto Riley

Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.

by Faith Walker August 25, 2014

Riley (girl)

She is one of a kind. She is able to understand what it takes to be a wonderful human being and not suck. She listens and genuinely cares. She is the bomb and is the best friend I’ll ever have. You better find one of your own.

Them: Whose this?

You: oh just my best friend ever, Riley (girl).

by Lasognya June 27, 2018

Riley's Law

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."

This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.

The entire world waits on the wings for Riley's Law to take its place on Ana Kasparian.

by EvysTruth March 27, 2023

Riley (boy)

A Riley is one of the most genuine people you will ever get to meet. He will give you his honest opinion on whatever you want if you ask him and he also appreciates yours. Not just that, but is also very likeable, he can go up to anyone he wants and make a new friend. His smile can be so big it can light up a whole room, and everyone will want to get to know him. Once you do get to know him better, he’s the best person you’ll ever get to meet that is always wanting to do new activities and making everything fun. This also makes all the girls fall in love with him. Riley is very kind to anyone who needs comfort and cares for everyone around him, but he can get frustrated when he can’t put up with peoples bullshit. If you ever get the chance to be friends, or date a Riley, never let that opportunity pass. He will always be there for you when u need it, is loyal, kind, caring, honest, and super trust worthy.

Girl #1 : “That’s Riley over there”
Girl #2 : “The guy you said was super hot?”
Girl #1 : “yup that’s the one”

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Riley (boy) : “why are all those girls pointing at me?”

by JJ jimmy July 11, 2020

riley (girl)

She is the most increible girl you will ever meet. She makes you laugh and smile just cause her personality is amazing. She will never see how beautiful she really is because she compares herself to every other girl on the planet. She will love you forever if you cuddle with her and kiss her randomly. I don't know what i would do without my Riley.

riley (girl) hopelessly in love

by Shane k. L. November 24, 2013