Roshambeau

A common trick to settle things. During an arguement, such as who gets the last pizza slice, one will say "Look, let's settle this. I'll Rochambeau you for it." When the other asks how one plays Roshambeau, the first says "Easy, I'll go first." The first player then kicks the other in the testicles as hard as possible while yelling "ROSHAMBEAU!" Then the guy who's balls aren't hurt runs off with the pizza and avoids the second guy while he's hurt.

"Dude, let's see who gets the last beer. I'll Roshambeau you for it."
"How do you Roshambeau?"
"Simple, I'll go first. ROSHAMBEAU!"
*crunch, psst, running*

by Alchemyprime December 20, 2008

philly rochamblumpkin pie

This move is very similar to a philly rochamblumpkin. What you do is convince a guy to give you a blumpkin. But before he begins sucking your dick, you piss in his eyes and kick him in the balls. When he is down on the ground you take a shit in his mouth and make him eat some of your blumpkin pie.

Last night, John ate some of my philly rocamblumpkin pie. He said it tasted great.

by Diamond Dallas Plescia March 31, 2005

rochambeaux

A game of rock-paper-scissors.

I'll rochambeaux you for that last taco.

by kingbeej August 12, 2007

Rouchambeau

To deliver a massive blow to male genitals, usually done with a clenched fist in an upper-cut fashion. This move is reserved for those who have committed a grevious violation of male protocol (aka breaking "the guy code") and should only be deployed as a last resort.

"The guy sucker punched me after I told him to leave my girlfriend alone, so I gave him the Rouchambeau. That settled that."

by Drew Franklin June 14, 2006

rochamblumpkin

Convince a dude to give you a blumpkin. Then, when he's done kick that homo in the nuts

See that gay guy over there. I gave him a rochamblumpkin

by DDP May 13, 2005

rochambeaux for slaps

A game played primarily by bored teenagers at each other's houses. The contestants sit on the floor indian-style facing each other at a very close distance. They then play a game of rochambeaux (alternately spelled rochambeau), otherwise known as rock-paper-scissors. The winner of the game slaps the other contestant across the face. They then play rochambeaux again. The winner again slaps the loser. They continue in this cycle until one contestant gives up.

Tom: Why is your face all red?
Rick: Ah, i lost a game of rochambeaux for slaps a few hours ago.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

rochamblumpkin

Convince another dude to give you a blumpkin. After he has preformed the act, kick that homo in the nutsac.

Yo, I gave your dad a rochamblumpkin

by DDP May 13, 2005