The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.
Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.
by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017
Get the Nut Rustle mug.She's a great girl once you get to know her. Trust is hard to come by for her but just give her time. She has beautiful hazel guys and looks great with darker hair. She's body positive and beautiful. You'll never find another girl like her.
Tom: "Bro, Do you see that girl?"
Fred: "Who, The one with the Hazel eyes?"
Tom: "Yeah. What's her name?"
Fred: "Yeah, that's Risti"
Fred: "Who, The one with the Hazel eyes?"
Tom: "Yeah. What's her name?"
Fred: "Yeah, that's Risti"
by tinpankells December 17, 2019
Get the Risti mug.Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.
Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."
by Oolagah December 18, 2011
Get the Restless Balls Syndrome mug.Restless spirits are characters who are constantly moving. They are the creative ones who rise against social conventions and stride their rocky path of new horizons. They are the singular producers of unheard of movements that flow out of their wanderlust hearts. They are the ones with the loudest voices drowned out by the currents of everyday sounds. They have rainbow smiles, fragmented black by wankers. They are you who craves new people, discovers new countries and feels new laughter. We are restless spirits who strive to connect the limitations of reality with the clouds of our thought abstraction. I am restless.
"We are all unknowingly restless spirits who have an infatuation with the depths of the enchanting other side, wandering backwards through normality to foreign homes..."
by Emily Wanderer March 30, 2016
Get the restless spirit mug.A "nonfiction" publication by two graduates from Milton Academy based on some allegedly "legitimate" interviews, phone conversations, IM conversations, etc with graduates of the Class of 2005.
Based on the lives of five characters, three girls and two boys, the authors focus on mostly (if not only) the sexual part of their lives. The authors say that they were inspired by the sex scandal of 2005, and wanted to answer the question of "why?".
The entire book is written badly with false information (although they say that it was all extensively fact-checked) and ridiculous metaphors. Their alleged 'fact-checking' only came from the POVs of the students they interviewed, although they also attempt to place the thoughts of characters whom they had no conversation with (for example, they describe the feelings and thoughts of one the mothers of the characters). Fantastic metaphors such as "Thoughts hung like rainbows" and "she had breasts the size of baby melons" are littered throughout this "literary piece".
Basically, the authors totally breached the trust of the students they interviewed by talking to them about everything (from academics to social life to peer pressures) and only focusing and using parts of the conversations about sex. They contradict themselves all the time when defending their 'work' and try to write it as a 'nonfiction novel' although their writing leaves something to be desired.
We also have no idea whether or not they really were taught at Milton Academy because their writing is absolutely far from the usual standard of work that are produced at this establishment.
Based on the lives of five characters, three girls and two boys, the authors focus on mostly (if not only) the sexual part of their lives. The authors say that they were inspired by the sex scandal of 2005, and wanted to answer the question of "why?".
The entire book is written badly with false information (although they say that it was all extensively fact-checked) and ridiculous metaphors. Their alleged 'fact-checking' only came from the POVs of the students they interviewed, although they also attempt to place the thoughts of characters whom they had no conversation with (for example, they describe the feelings and thoughts of one the mothers of the characters). Fantastic metaphors such as "Thoughts hung like rainbows" and "she had breasts the size of baby melons" are littered throughout this "literary piece".
Basically, the authors totally breached the trust of the students they interviewed by talking to them about everything (from academics to social life to peer pressures) and only focusing and using parts of the conversations about sex. They contradict themselves all the time when defending their 'work' and try to write it as a 'nonfiction novel' although their writing leaves something to be desired.
We also have no idea whether or not they really were taught at Milton Academy because their writing is absolutely far from the usual standard of work that are produced at this establishment.
"...graduation tents like whipped cream..."
"He loved her eyes, because he liked green eyes."
"...Milton Academy woke up from desolation..."
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"Dude, did you read Restless Virgins?"
"No way, I refuse to buy a copy and support their living."
"He loved her eyes, because he liked green eyes."
"...Milton Academy woke up from desolation..."
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"Dude, did you read Restless Virgins?"
"No way, I refuse to buy a copy and support their living."
by MA Student 101 November 26, 2007
Get the Restless Virgins mug.Very common letters. The 6 letters they give you to start out with during the bonus round of Wheel of Fortune.
These are also the first few letters people usually call when playing Hangman, or Wheel of Fortune for that matter.
These are also the first few letters people usually call when playing Hangman, or Wheel of Fortune for that matter.
by Gina March 22, 2005
Get the RSTLNE mug.Jimmy rustlers are typically people who like to bother others and "rustle their jimmies", or in other words bother the hell out of them.
by gravityWire November 13, 2013
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