ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020

Tobias Rieper

Agent 47's alias used during jobs upon checking into locations. It is believed that it is a play on "To Buy Us Reaper", a phrase used when referencing hitmen for hire.

Agent 47: Checking in, the name is Tobias Rieper.
*15 minutes later* 11 deaths and a plethora of unconscious people.

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeet May 10, 2018

Lotus the Rapper

A dope rapper who is on the come up. He is on Soundcloud and produces sick music. He is best known for his hit single, "Cherry Hill," in which it has over 2,000 plays on soundcloud.

Hey, have you heard of Lotus the Rapper? I heard he makes awesome music!

by CoolGUY7776676 June 8, 2018

raw rippage

to have a blowout of epic proportions. the blowout is so unexpected that there is no time to lube up for it thus the raw part.

guy 1: i just banged a chick while driving 80mph on my hood when i realized she came inside me because she had the cock.

guy 2: that was some rippage i bet?

guy 1: yes. raw rippage.

by datdick November 21, 2011

leaf ripper

A person who rips leaves off evergreen bushes simply to tear them apart and throw away for the purpose of relaxation during a long journey on foot.

DD: Theres Ryder off tearing up the hedges again.

Hanlon: Yo man leave the kid alone he's just a leaf ripper!

by ronoc ryder April 4, 2010

ripe booty smells

Body odor from lack of bathing yielding a fermentation smell.

At the tent camp there were several people with ripe booty smells.

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016