a universal word for a fat gay kid who thinks he can rap and says he has a big penis when its only 2 inches long. He thinks he can get girls but really he has a gunt and he no lifes call of duty all day and dick rides people on facebook. to sum it up a Rettke is just another term for a faggotron, queer, faggot, homo, fatass, nolife, or a white person who thinks he can rap.
Sterling Rettke fag homo queer bitchnigga no life try hard gay kid white kid from small town who thinks he can rap but is hella fat fatass
by mad vagina getter November 8, 2010
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You know Andrew? He's such a rettop yrrah: he just finished reading the series for like the millionth time!
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Get the rettop yrrah mug.if u meet anyone that goes by the name rettie be sure to get down on all fours and howl like a doggie. retties rule the world n u need to recognise.
Gregory Helen - 'Shit on my chest i met a rettie last night'
Bumbulus McDoodle - 'Bruv I used to be a rettie but poo, booty n barbs got in the way'
Bumbulus McDoodle - 'Bruv I used to be a rettie but poo, booty n barbs got in the way'
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Get the rettes mug.A term used to define the act of both consuming a pint of larger and smoking a cigarette at the same time while 'chilling' in a bar or pub.
this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.
unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.
this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.
unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.
Pat: 'beers and retts and beers and retts and beers and retts and beers'
Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'
In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.
pat: 'beers and retts?'
Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'
in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.
Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'
In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.
pat: 'beers and retts?'
Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'
in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.
by kingrett December 21, 2010
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