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Ridiculocity 

The potential speed at which a situation becomes ridiculous or utterly non-sensical.
John: Hey look, he's about to do that dare...
Greg: What was he dared to do?
John: He's gonna pull out his sack while he stands on top of the bar.
Greg: The ridiculocity of that situation comes up as 2.1 seconds!!!

(Why 2.1 seconds only? Some people would expect it to be significantly faster, but you have to also increase brain lag when taking into account just how ridiculous something is. If something is just so inconcievably ridiculous, you must understand that some people will not be able to register the information right away.)
Ridiculocity by rabidapeshit April 13, 2009
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business ridiculous 

Business ridiculous is when a co-worker takes business casual to the next level. Some are lucky enough to be comfortable at work...but when we can see your nuts from your biker shorts...you've gone too far.

Have you seen Gino's shorts today...its soooo business ridiculous.

Ridiculopathy 

The state or chronic condition of being pathologically ridiculous. If you leave a wake of people rolling their eyes, shaking their heads and avoiding you, you may suffer from ridiculopathy. Such people have limited, if any, insight into how their perpetual ridiculousness affects others. They leave you agape in disbelief with their comments and actions. Their learning curve is a flat line that leads to an abyss of cluelessness. Their capacity to infurirate is limitless. The worst, and most dangerous, of this species (as they do seem like another species) find their own ridiculousness amusing and gratifying.
Larry David is a character frought with ridiculopathy.
Ridiculopathy by zolme January 5, 2010

Utterly Ridiculous

Often used in show Miraculous Ladybug by Chloe. In real life, it is used as an exaggeration of saying ridiculous.
this service is so terrible! Utterly Ridiculous!
Utterly Ridiculous by Supdude2016 January 3, 2020

Ridiculousness 

A show where Rob Dyrdek reviews videos previously shown on Daniel Tosh's show Tosh.0.
Matt- "Hey Joe, did you watch Ridiculousness last night?"
Joe- "No I didn't. But I watch Tosh.0 so I've already seen all of the videos that Rob shows. Don't be a tool Matt."
Ridiculousness by insaner338 September 16, 2011

Ridiculouso 

Juan was eating cereal with a fork
Juanita said, "That's ridiculouso!"


Her butt is soooo big. it's ridiculouso!

Ridiculon 

Ridiculon is ridiculous to the greatest order of magnitude to the nth degree multiplied by Chuck Norris in the rainbow land of kittens divided by the happiness of grumpy cat. This can be either interpreted in a positive or negative manner; it's open to interpretation.
Tim's grasp of physics is ridiculon.
Ridiculon by Hahatimisridiculon September 8, 2016