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Ridiculopathy 

The state or chronic condition of being pathologically ridiculous. If you leave a wake of people rolling their eyes, shaking their heads and avoiding you, you may suffer from ridiculopathy. Such people have limited, if any, insight into how their perpetual ridiculousness affects others. They leave you agape in disbelief with their comments and actions. Their learning curve is a flat line that leads to an abyss of cluelessness. Their capacity to infurirate is limitless. The worst, and most dangerous, of this species (as they do seem like another species) find their own ridiculousness amusing and gratifying.
Larry David is a character frought with ridiculopathy.
Ridiculopathy by zolme January 5, 2010
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Ridiculopathy 

A disease in which the victim suffers a horrible social death, usually due to their own ridiculous actions. Ridiculopathy tends to strike people in between the ages of 12 and 48.
Ridiculopathy can develop in any one at any moment.

The following symptoms have been noted in older patients suffering form Ridiculopathy: Divorce, lack of sleep, inability to save face, nausea, heart burn, diarrhea, unemployment, political humiliation, and crabs.

The following symptoms have been noted in younger patients suffering from Ridiculopathy: Unexpected pregnancy, lack of sleep, sudden interest in emo music, newly acquired nicknames, upset stomach, indigestion, and a lack of friends to hang out with on Friday night.

There is no cure for Ridiculopathy. However, it can be prevented. If you or a loved have not been tested for Ridiculopathy, talk to your physician. Your physician will know if you are right for Ridiculx.
Ridiculopathy is prevented with a twice a day purple sapository called Ridiculx.
Ridiculopathy by Aysu March 2, 2009
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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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