quiff

What you'd call the sort of cowardly idiot who'd typically post their mildly amusing definitions on the Urban Dictionary

Did you read what that quiff just wrote? What a douche bag!

by Even quiffs need love October 4, 2006

quiff

a very huge blast that hits you with the force of a train that comes out a chicks pussy like a pussy fart

woa that quiff was powerful!

by randy kimmins June 18, 2005

quiff

A slang term for the female genitalia... some people confuse this word with with "queeb".

Did you get to see her quiff?

by qumbaala February 29, 2004

quiff

A fellow who goes about smelling girls' bicycle seats on hot summer days. {noun, Ontario slang from '50s}

Pete's not into dating, but he's the worst quiff in the school.

by Bernard Stein October 10, 2005

quiff

a dirty girl or slut

damn that stupid quill gave me crabs

by mike hawk May 13, 2005

quiff

a slut or cheap prostitute

by jel September 2, 2003

quiff

A person who sucks farts from a dead chicken.

Used as an insult to your friends. Dave you're such a quiff.

by Dirty Little Tommy September 20, 2005