quiff

What you'd call the sort of cowardly idiot who'd typically post their mildly amusing definitions on the Urban Dictionary
Did you read what that quiff just wrote? What a douche bag!
by Even quiffs need love October 04, 2006
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a very huge blast that hits you with the force of a train that comes out a chicks pussy like a pussy fart
woa that quiff was powerful!
by randy kimmins February 15, 2005
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A slang term for the female genitalia... some people confuse this word with with "queeb".
Did you get to see her quiff?
by qumbaala March 01, 2004
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A fellow who goes about smelling girls' bicycle seats on hot summer days. {noun, Ontario slang from '50s}
Pete's not into dating, but he's the worst quiff in the school.
by Bernard Stein October 10, 2005
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damn that stupid quill gave me crabs
by mike hawk March 10, 2005
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by jel September 02, 2003
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A person who sucks farts from a dead chicken.
Used as an insult to your friends. Dave you're such a quiff.
by Dirty Little Tommy August 30, 2005
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