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Monkey
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cockney
(London slang for 500
Quid
or
a furry
animal
with destructive tendencies
Hes
got
a monkey in his
wallet
!
Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
Monkey
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Psymonos
March 24, 2003
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quiff
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a vaginal
expulsion
of
gas
often
smelly
i was
fuckin
dis
ho
and she quiff'ed. damn it stank
quiff
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Psymonos
March 24, 2003
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monkeylicious
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the
delicious
qualities of a
monkey
thats
monkeylicious
monkeylicious
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psymonos
March 12, 2003
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poo
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flowery
word
used
by grandmas to attempt to sound
sane
duh
poo
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psymonos
March 12, 2003
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