Quackademic

Portmanteau of 'quack' and 'academic'. A professor, scientist or other academic figure who, while qualified on paper, is in actuality full of shit.

"I'm sorry, you research what?"

"Homeopathy. It's actually very effective, you'll find."

"Oh...you're a quackademic. Fuck off then".

by atomiczombiedinosaur September 12, 2016

quadtard

An operator of a four wheeled Off-Highway Vehicle.
These operators can be recognised by the following traits:

-Only ventures out to the local OHV or track once or twice a year?

-Forgets to bring fuel, water and food for your day of ‘riding’?

-Timeshares the ATC or quad?

-Screams at or chases the rider who won’t relinquish the ATC or quad when his/her time is complete?

-Shares a helmet?

-Argues over the ‘glove’?

-Attempts to ‘roost’ and then look back to see how much dust you’ve managed to kick up?

-Never operates out of eyesight of the campgrounds?

-Drives their mom’s Isuzu pickup with the ATC or quad loaded vertically on its rear tires and seat?

-Uses clothesline instead of tie-downs?

-Drinks alcohol while operating their vehicle.

-Leaves trash behind.

-Ruins trails.

Tom: Hey Fred, you see that picnic table over there?
Fred: Which picnic table?
Tom: The one with the helmet under it...
Fred: Yeah, what about it?
Tom: Some quadtard must have rode off without their helmet again...dumbass quadtards..

by mreverting September 24, 2007

Quackadoo

An idiot person who knows better, but does the wrong things just to see, knowing that it’s going to end up badly.
A person causing problems out of spite for sport.

A girl is out w/her friends and spots a male co-worker she hates, and he's w/his shorty, and flirts w/him so he would get in trouble.
Shorty would say.."Get your hands off him - quackadoo!"

by xxgirlcali June 22, 2004

quadtard

99% of people riding four wheelers are quadtards. They usually do not wear helmets and have a cigarette dangling from their lips as they try to look cool by doing donuts in the pits. They are known to go the wrong direction on the track and are often intoxicated. Most people with truck nuts (those fake scrotums that hang from the trail hitch) also have four wheelers. Quadtards are also know to do wheelies on the street and run extremely loud and obnoxious exhaust systems.

Did you see that quadtard at the track on sunday? He was doing donuts in the pits and slammed on the brakes on the face of a jump and Dave nearly slammed into the back of him

by jdeaton October 30, 2007

quackadeeznuts

Quackadeeznuts is a stupid person. All SHE do is post unfunny random mcyt content. SHE lies saying SHE is 6’6, yet SHE probably
isn’t.

quackadeeznuts, like the stupid mcyt fp? person one

yeah! person two

by fortnite.awesome September 30, 2021

Quackadilly Blip

A football player from Key and Peele's East West Bowl 2. He's pretty much black jesus.

"Quackadilly Blip scores a touchdown! And for his touchdown dance, he ascends to heaven!"

by execon October 28, 2013

Quackaroonie

Something Huey, Dewie and/or Louie say a lot.

Quackaroonie, Unca Scrooge! I think I just farted!

by PoopyPoo May 20, 2005