Puter Impotent

Lack of computer. Lack of comupter skills.

"foobar1: she has a sn but she's never on it
foobar2: she must be puter impotent"

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

puter punch

to strike ones pussy with closed fist

shut up or your getting a puter punch

by mikenickey February 3, 2010

Puter Snatch

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

by jn969 June 1, 2010

Puter cleavage

Vagina lips

"Her pants were so tight I saw her puter cleavage."

by Fisherbabe55 November 29, 2012

Puter-Riffic

Puter-Riffic: An innocent mistake that you can't undo yet others have to wait on you.

Puter, you saved the Flyer Template to the flash drive, I need the Logo Template, I'm working late on a Friday Night but I guess I'll wait... - That's really Puter-Riffic of you.

by Wordup702 June 3, 2022

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010