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puritanism 

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
puritanism by shambola September 5, 2004
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Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule 

If you bring it up, you have to say it.

When someone brings something up, but they don’t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.

(Which means, they can’t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesn’t fully say it.)

One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.

This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.
Person 1: “Omg, I have to tell you what she said! Oh… wait I won’t actually.”

Person 2: “Hey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.”

Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she said…”

pusstachio 

To put ones finger up ones vagina and wipe it across another's upper lip or mouth.
Dude, Annabel fell asleep and just got pusstachio'd. I'm not ok with this...
pusstachio by greenjester March 29, 2010
A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.
*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.
Puritan by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

pustaumi 

When the vagina area and stomach area become one. starting generally from the camel toe up to the belly button. Most noticeable in super-high waist jeans and too- tight sweatpants.
When I wear Old Navy Jeans it makes me look like I have a pustaumi.
pustaumi by Ms. Jena Waters January 25, 2009
Put some smoke in the air. In the cigar world it’s used to define smoking. An invitation to partake in a HERF or solo
Time to PSSITA
PSSITA by Houston Herf Society September 21, 2020