One who is attracted to fake things. Implants, prostheses, blow-up dolls... all of these are levels of pseudophilia.
"Just because I like my fleshlight more than the real thing doesn't make me a pseudophile!"
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
"Actually, that's EXACTLY what makes you a pseudophile..."
by testicles...that is all August 8, 2012
Get the pseudophile mug.The new definition of pedophilia behavior as shown by the Catholic churches own Pope. A new spin on Pedobear, used in reference to the Catholic church. Often used on Internet BBS's and forums in a humorous and inflammatory way.
HEADLINE: The Pope is heading to malta, sex abuse victims await his arrival.
That headline is pedobear approved. Hell that headling is even pedopope approved.
That headline is pedobear approved. Hell that headling is even pedopope approved.
by grimouire April 18, 2010
Get the Pedopope mug.She told me that she wished this weekend was "funner," and I told her that she should take a course on pseudonomics.
by academyresearcher September 2, 2014
Get the Pseudonomics mug.by holo456 October 9, 2018
Get the Pseudopedophile mug.I have pseudophobiophobia ahhhh!!!
by claypool08 September 8, 2007
Get the Pseudophobiophobia mug.Derived from the greek roots "pseudo" and "phil". Pseudo meaning false, and phil meaning love. Pseudophilassity is a condition in which someone unexpectedly grows affectionate towards a person they hate (typically an ass/asshole, hence the "-ass-" in Pseudophilassity). The stages of Pseudophilassity Include:
Stage 1: You recognize that you have a searing hatred for the person, yet you feel the need to talk to them, and can associate your feelings for them closely to the effects an addict exhibits.
Stage 2: They begin conversations with you, followed by many insults, using your reactions as entertainment before impolitely asking that you leave.
Stage 3: At this stage, the illness has progressed to an irrevocable level. You can't deny that you have affectionate feelings for said person, amidst your mingling hatred for them.
Stage 4: You're royally fucked.
Treatments and Cures: There are no known instant cures for Pseudophilassity. After some time, the body's defenses will overcome the illness, although moving to a different continent may in some cases help the healing process.
Stage 1: You recognize that you have a searing hatred for the person, yet you feel the need to talk to them, and can associate your feelings for them closely to the effects an addict exhibits.
Stage 2: They begin conversations with you, followed by many insults, using your reactions as entertainment before impolitely asking that you leave.
Stage 3: At this stage, the illness has progressed to an irrevocable level. You can't deny that you have affectionate feelings for said person, amidst your mingling hatred for them.
Stage 4: You're royally fucked.
Treatments and Cures: There are no known instant cures for Pseudophilassity. After some time, the body's defenses will overcome the illness, although moving to a different continent may in some cases help the healing process.
Anna: Ugh, I can't stand him, yet I HAVE to talk to him. I don't know why!
Mary: Oh no, Anna, I think you have Pseudophilassity!!
Anna: Fuck my life.
Mary: Welcome to my world.
Mary: Oh no, Anna, I think you have Pseudophilassity!!
Anna: Fuck my life.
Mary: Welcome to my world.
by Violent Kiss August 13, 2009
Get the Pseudophilassity mug.Pop music that is sung by little girls with high pitched voices, or by people who are able to imitate the sound well. A lot of the most popular pedopop is Japanese, so it is very popular with weeaboos. Pedopop is very cutesy and upbeat, so it may annoy people who do not get a boner at the sound of a 4 year old girl's voice.
by Michael the 1337 April 13, 2008
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