Aww man, some douche-nozzle ate all the cheezies and there's nothing but pretzels in the bowl!
Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
by LoPoMotive July 13, 2017
Get the Pretzeling mug.Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.
Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.
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Get the prattling mug.Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.
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Get the Pretzeling mug.In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.
I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.
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