Poustini

Moustachioed Italian software program that overloads on difficult nights and can ruin relationships as a result. Is also a chutney.

"Poustini has detected an email containing a suggestion for you to enlarge you goolies."

by thegreatgatsby October 23, 2003

Postie

A "post" bachelor party. A bachelor party for the guy AFTER he gets married, usually involving bars, drinking, strip clubs, strippers, etc. The wife may or may not be informed of the event. Occurs when the groom has eloped with the bride or has got married far from his friends. When he returns, the postie is thrown in his honour.

Have you seen Peter today?

No way, his buddies threw him a Postie last night and now he's sleeping off the hangover. His wife is furious!

by Predro April 29, 2010

poostie

actin like a diva; confident

girl, you actin poostie!

by beliza April 4, 2010

Poutie

a biznatch who wont listen or someone you love a lot

hey poutie, come get some ...

by poutie lover March 24, 2003

poostie

An animal with a rat head, a bitch body and a sloppy cunt.

Man is she ugly, no she is worse than that, she is a poostie!!!

by tdurden December 28, 2005

pousti boot

an outta style man's leather boot that has a high heal and pointy toes that is worn by homosexual men in gay clubs

Chech out that fruit in the sprayed on white slacks wearing his high healed pousti boots...

by jim pigeon December 3, 2010

poostie

An adjective somewhere between "Pussy" and "Pasty". A supremely derisive term. Usually used to describe a pale and fearful individual.

Those other definitions were written by poostie beeatches.

by kurtyo November 23, 2006