Postie, an Aussie slang term for Postman, the bloke that delivers your mail and parcels.
Mate 1: Oi, have ya checked the mail yet?
Mate 2: Nah mate, I haven't heard the postie come around yet
by Stingy M8 December 29, 2016
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A "post" bachelor party. A bachelor party for the guy AFTER he gets married, usually involving bars, drinking, strip clubs, strippers, etc. The wife may or may not be informed of the event. Occurs when the groom has eloped with the bride or has got married far from his friends. When he returns, the postie is thrown in his honour.
Have you seen Peter today?

No way, his buddies threw him a Postie last night and now he's sleeping off the hangover. His wife is furious!
by Predro April 29, 2010
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An appallingly bad golfer that loses it completely because their crap game is talked about.
Don't mention the triple bogey to that guy. He is a complete Postie
by Denn1s May 19, 2008
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A Posti is a german streamer who's got a tendency to butcher names. While the women struggle to resist a Posti's smile, laugh and outgoing personality, they're often pushed away by his terrible jokes and odd addiction to kuva farming. Posti can be used as both an adjective and a noun.
I've been streaming kuva farming all day today, I feel like such a Posti!

I saw a name appear and pronounced it backwards, really Posti'd that name.
by TwitchDrops January 14, 2019
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The state in which you are living like Post Malone; drinking Bud-Light, smoking cigarettes, not giving a fuck, and not remembering any of it the next day.
Dude! I was so Posty last night.
by swanyy May 29, 2017
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The worst word known in the unofficial English dictionary. Posty has many offensive undertones involving race, gender/sex, and religion. This word isn't something you should just throw around.
Tony: Fuck You!
Mike: Stop being a posty dude.
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In academic circles, a noun for someone who engages in post-structuralist, post-modern or post-colonial research. Also can be used as an adjective to describe anything relating to this research. Generally used somewhat pejoratively.
That new researcher is working on subalternality in Italian refugee policy. She's a total postie.

So are you going to the postie conference? I hear that they're giving presentations on Agamben and Derrida.
by homo_sacer September 13, 2010
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