Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

by CFGS December 18, 2010

turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.

Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by ferrettt February 3, 2012

Outta Pocket

Word used for when someone is out of line or acting up

Person: Dude that Danielle girl from Dr. Phil is just outta pocket,
You: That's what I'm sayin

by Keyiada February 18, 2017

poke chops

This describes a Southern term for a particular sexual style and habits.

Ben Dover was known for his poke chops in the Nashville bars.

by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

pocket gopher

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

Poke poacher

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.

Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!

Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!

by SlopNChop October 18, 2016