turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.

Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by ferrettt January 19, 2012

red dot jew

Desi Indian who is just as tight and devious about their money as a stereotypical jew

Why do all the red dot Jews think they deserve a discount?

by ferrettt January 14, 2014