posturbate

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.

You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.

by jigganut January 2, 2015

pwnterbate

To pwnterbate is the act of creating many little pwns from your pwnstick. This usually happens after seeing many pwnbies and pwnginas.

When on November 16th at 3:00 AM I pwnterbated while I verified Half-Life 2.

by Andrew January 4, 2005

pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

Posterbait

the act of posting a vague statement to Facebook or Twitter that invariably forces friends to respond with comments that beg for more information to explain the backstory of the original post.

She constantly posterbaits from her iphone with comments like "I can't believe that just happened..." Why can't she just say what "it" is to begin with?!?!

by Sam Sharpe August 29, 2009

Powerbate

To masturbate quickly to get it over with quick

I have to powerbate in the bathroom so i'm not late to my next class

masturbate jakcking off jilling off

by Yomama69-_0 May 13, 2013

Pooturbate

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

by Pooturbate October 9, 2019

Peesterbate

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010