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Porta Potties

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
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Dubai Porta Potty

An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.
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Porta-Party

When a group of 2 or more people dance and drink in a portable toilet.
In 1987, 3 teenagers decided to have a party in the smallest location possible. They came across a construction yard with a few portable toilets, so they jumped in.

Thus, Porta-Party was born.
by Josh RM February 20, 2007
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porta-pottyphobia

A deep and visceral fear of porta-potties.
She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
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phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.
"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"
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Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)
I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!
by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011
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