The Pornograph

1: What my grandmother refers to T&A in movies as.

2: A scientific model that charts the explosion of the information superhighway as a means to transmit age sensitive material of a sexual nature.

1: "Today I came home early and found your grandfather watching The Pornograph."

2: "According to The Pornograph, all recorded information will be consumed and inundated by full frontal penetration and hardcore nudity by 2025"

by DemonDes March 24, 2008

Pornographic Memory

The ability to recognize the identity of a person by merely glancing at their buttocks or breasts.

Brian must have a "pornographic memory" because he can recognize Lisa based on her buttocks.

by palistimatos April 5, 2012

pornocaust

The deletion of lots of excess and unused porn from the hard drive when you run low on memory.

I needed the new NSync album, but my hard drive is small so I had to commit a pornocaust to make way.

by Marksism October 3, 2006

Pornographic Memory

The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
See: Moneyshot

Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.

by Jackie Treehorn March 7, 2004

pornography

95% of the websites on the internet.

Click here 4 free boobz!

by teh best evar January 12, 2004

pornocratic

1.) A corrupt democracy often focusing on phallic desires and instant gratification of those desires. Emphasis on physical needs and attributes over morals, ethics, and education.

2.) Choosing political candidate's based solely on their superior physical attributes over another candidate with lesser attributes.

1.) The fall of Rome was due to their corrupt, decadent, and pornocratic society.

2.) Dave: "Dude, I totally voted for the hot chick for class president - did you get a look at that rack?"

John: "I voted for the candidate that was going to create fund-raisers to promote more athletic programs. Dave, your vote for a pornocratic school government will do nothing for us students."

Dave: "Yeah that's prolly true, but did you see that rack?!?"

by Rob-S July 1, 2008

Porncrastinate

1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.

Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.

by Intercaust July 5, 2014