pornocrat

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.

Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.

by RexGibson December 1, 2003

Pornicating

1.Getting off to someone’s pics/vids that you have met online or subscribed to their site,while dating someone else.Especially someone you could actually end up with.

My girlfriend accused me of pornicating and all I did was talk to someone else.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 22, 2020

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

by caitie b April 29, 2008

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

porncrastination

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

Pornograffiti

When people draw genitals, naked people, naked stickmen, or anything perversly sexual on something that doesn't belong to them

Jane drew a big fat penis on the sidewalk before the cement dried, she committed pornograffiti.

by twizee November 17, 2009

Pornograph

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).

Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.

by dark-photon November 21, 2013