Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.
by Mykey1 September 26, 2006
Get the Porkland, Oregon mug.A delicious and refreshing, Asian tea based beverage. It is so good that it has been banned in 46 states. There is also speculation that it leads to the meaning of life. Beware....Highly Addictive!!
by ChrisOd June 14, 2011
Get the Pokka mug.1. As Mercedes and I were "69"ing, she apoligized for the "oops-pookkake". Never eat out after Mexican!!!
2. Dude, last night I took this girl home, we were hookin' up and she goes reverse cowboy on me! Next thing I know, her stomach growls and she pulls an oops-pookkake!!!
2. Dude, last night I took this girl home, we were hookin' up and she goes reverse cowboy on me! Next thing I know, her stomach growls and she pulls an oops-pookkake!!!
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Get the porkable mug.Pork-la- noun
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.
Its appearance cannot be comprehended.
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.
Its appearance cannot be comprehended.
" I heard howling and gagging in the night.. could it be a Porkla? "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "
by Taznixx October 11, 2020
Get the Porkla mug.The act of having sexual experiences/intercourse in a porta potty (porta-john, porta-loo, portable toilet, public toilet, etc.). This is usually the result of extreme horniness and having no other place to hook up. This type of sex is gross, smelly, and humid because of the feces in the tank and the lack of ventilation. (verb) (noun)
Example #1:
Boy: Yeah my girlfriend and I were uber horny last night and had nowhere to go to have sex so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.
Example #2:
Girl: I never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and I pulled of a porka-potty.
Boy: Yeah my girlfriend and I were uber horny last night and had nowhere to go to have sex so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.
Example #2:
Girl: I never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and I pulled of a porka-potty.
by yekralem May 23, 2013
Get the Porka-Potty mug."im so fat and gay im a porkcall" -Jason
"im a ginger porkcall" -Jenny
idk wat gobby does i just assume hes a porkcall like jason
"im a ginger porkcall" -Jenny
idk wat gobby does i just assume hes a porkcall like jason
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