Porche 

The way an Irish woman pronounces porch

Man#walks up to old Irish womans house knocks on the door and asks do you have any work for me?

# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf

Porche by 373johncon#uwc March 9, 2020

mary-porcher 

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

mary-porcher by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020

porchy 

a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey

-J.C's uncle
-Biz Markie

"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"

porchy by i love white ppl jkkk June 16, 2009

porchegese breakfeast 

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

porchegese breakfeast by Sickness of the Nickness July 9, 2007

porcher 

short for porch monkey

holy shit look at that porcher

porcher by therealdn June 10, 2007

porche 

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

porche by sean February 27, 2005

Front porched 

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

Front porched by Gmillsman May 22, 2017