poppycock

Of british origin meaning "bullshit"

"God, damn it jennifer,I am tired of you teaching kody such poppycock."

by M!K3 S^C^H^u^T^T^3^R June 25, 2003

PoppyCocks

Is simply enough, a blowjob given while eating pop-rocks.

Dick: Jane, I want a poppycocks.

Jane: Mkay.. ::opens bag of pop rocks and pours into mouth.

Dick: awesome.

by Boredy Bored Bored June 21, 2010

Prince Poppycock

A man whose only talent can be described as "showmanship", yet somehow this allowed him to finish fourth on America's Got Talent. Known for excessive makeup and an extremely flamboyant, forced personality.

In one sentence, he's the worst thing to happen to the Northern Hemisphere, including 9/11 and World War II.

Person A: "Hey I was watching America's Got Talent and can't believe Prince Poppycock didn't win."

Person B: "Why? He has no definable talent. The show is called America's Got Talent."

Person A: "You don't understand, you must not like him because he's gay."

Person B: "You only like him because he's gay."

Person A: "Well seeing as I am a young impressionable, insecure teenage girl...you are probably correct."

by You Dislike My Definition October 25, 2010

Poppycock

Affectionate name for a Grandpa's penis.

Grandpa slapped me across the face with his Poppycock.

by Gay Billie Goat October 2, 2020

Poppycock

The effects of Heroin to the male reproductive organs.

Sorry Babe not tonight, poppycock got me. I can still borrow $20 though right?

by AmeDame July 9, 2021

PoopyCock

When you shove a penis in an ass that have wet muddy poop in it

I did anal with this girl last night and I got a ratchet PoopyCock

by HornySexSlave69 October 15, 2019

poppycock

1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.

2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.

*source needed

1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!

2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009