pumaholic Share definition Flag 1.) One who is completely obsessed with the newest pair of puma kicks. "I'm addicted to fresh, 6 pairs of kicks is my definition of 12 steps, and I'm a total pumaholic." pumaholic by dj ubiquitous August 4, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the pumaholic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch