Pampy poots

messy pants

You have pampy poots.

You have pamp in your poots.

by skip February 3, 2004

chee chee poots

slang for marijuana, canabis, pot, etc. Originated in the ghettos of Norridge IL along Harlem Ave where teens cruised the streets hanging at White Castle with nothing better to do.

Dude! You smokin all the chee chee poots?!

by JuJuLips October 30, 2004

pooty-poots

Nickname for a small, red headed boy that has a tendency to toot and laugh out loud afterwards. Term of endearment from a father to a red-headed child.

I told pooty-poots that I love him, and will be home after work.

by willroy July 6, 2010

Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax

Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂

by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012

Pop Rocks Poots

When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.

Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?

Hey bra. Like… three.

Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!

by Majestically Bald August 31, 2023

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013