Pooxting

The act of Texting whilst pooing.

Pooxting is welcome in the Wade-iverse

by wadeforshaw March 8, 2010

porting

When the Marines or Navy come back to their homeland and start hooking up with girls/guys and having sexual intercourse later on.

Would you look at that, a bunch a guys in the Navy are porting a bunch a girls. Hopefully, they'll pull out before they're in more trouble.

by Toltendo November 27, 2010

poontangarang

An untamed person who attracts a lot of poontang.

"That Oscar sure is one crazy poontangarang!"

by Peter H. July 29, 2006

POONTANGALISCIOUS

A Female exuding an excess of sexuality, "Hot and she knows it", Hot and Horny Bitch.
Derived from poontang

That Horny Bitch is just asking for it, she's Poontangaliscious!

by BOBO the JIBBERING MONKEY January 24, 2005

poontangasorous

any of a large species getting poontang

"Look at the poontangasorous on that woman"

by w0w0w0w December 17, 2008

Pooxting

The act of texting someone while pooping.

"I was in the bathroom longer than usual because I was busy pooxting my friends.

by JoeBlue February 16, 2010

Porting Up

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.

Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.

by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008