pootarded

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

poopterd

A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.

Did you see his new car? That poopterd has no air conditioning.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

pooptart

1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.

little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.

by Chase55 November 14, 2007

poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006

pooftard

An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.

"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"

"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"

by Sister Mary Katherine October 13, 2009

Poptardilisious

Everything and anything you want it to be.

You are poptardilisious.

by bkaeinliey March 21, 2010

poontardo

A person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.

That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!

by #sukit March 2, 2015