poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005

poopsteak

A term used for an unusually large terd. It is only used for log sized craps.

You should see the poopsteak he left in the toilet.

by Nick Weismiller May 18, 2004

poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.

by Apolloss March 2, 2014

poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH November 1, 2011

oopsie poopsie

when you want to say oops but sort of be funny at the same time

oopsie poopsie i didnt mean to do that

by i like arham March 15, 2020

Poopsie Gurgle

The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.

"That isn't what you think it was," says girl on toilet. "It wasn't a fart, it was a poopsie gurgle."

by smallone1234 February 4, 2010

Poopsiefloopsie

A common happening which occurs when two or more people are performing the act of coitus. The male retracts his penis from the vagina and in an attempted reinsertion makes the fundamental error of penetrating the anus.

"Baby dont hate me it's just a Poopsiefloopsie, it happens to everybody!"
Jane why are you walking funny today? "We had a poopsiefloopsie last night"

by Hatmas November 12, 2014