Gang-pooping

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.

Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.

by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012

Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.

FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

by sammyag April 19, 2009

Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

Pooping

The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.

"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"

by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009

white peopling

going out to do stunts only crazy people would think of doing, especially stunts you've seen in the movies, like hoping skyscraper to skyscraper, or hanging on a cliff that could lead to possible deaths

Tim went white peopling last night before getting a concussion on the head from doing flips on the edge of a high building.

by amori March 10, 2017

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010