poncing 

1.Slang for begging.
2.Going around giving oneself heirs,as though one amounts to something,ie:PONCING about
3.A fellow acting in an effeminate manner,the same as MINCING.

1."I was skint so I had to go PONCING up money for some booze."
2."Look at that tosser poncing around in his ford capri".
3."What a poncing gaylord."

poncing by mugwump November 13, 2004

ponding 

To admire ones own image

On video, in shop windows, listening to recordings of self and getting stuck in front of mirrors - like Narcissus looking at himself in the pond, but with a 21st century twist. i.e.: Jonathan spent ages ponding in Selfridges' window.

ponding by Kafka129 December 29, 2006

Ponding 

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...

"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"

Ponding by J00lesC March 19, 2009

Ponging 

The act of sexual activity while having ping-pong ball shoved in the anus

Guy 1: "Man my ass hurts!"
Guy 2: "Maybe you should stop ponging with Jennifer."

Ponging by DarkKnight11099 February 16, 2017

Ponding 

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993

Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.

Ponding by Invitation December 19, 2008

ponding 

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.

Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!

ponding by Rob S January 13, 2005

Ponzing 

when you have a perfectly good snd functional piece of technology and MUST destroy it by trying to upgrade it with useless and pontless 'upgrades'

i started to mess with my phone today but this time i made an image of the system to prevent a re-ponzing incident.

Ponzing by Whey Cooler April 27, 2011