Pontiac

Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.

My Aztek looks lovely, doesn't it?

by J September 28, 2004

Pontiac

Good car manufacturer. They make nice cars that last a long time and run well. Drive it and see how good they are to drive.

That Pontiac firebird is awesome.

by x15029 May 1, 2008

Pontiac

Pontiac was an automobile brand that was established in 1926.Quickly overtaking its parent in popularity, it supplanted the Oakland brand entirely by 1933.On April 27, 2009, amid ongoing financial problems and restructuring efforts, GM announced it would discontinue the Pontiac brand by the end of 2010.The last Pontiacs were built in late 2009, with the final dealer franchises expiring October 31, 2010.

P.oor O.ld N.igger T.hinks I.ts A. C.adillac

Man I used to love my old Pontiac

by rain man #10 July 29, 2012

Pontiac

Poor Old Nigga Thinks Its A Caddilac

That poor old nigga thinks that Pontiac is a Chadic!

by blowjob master June 29, 2022

Pontiac

THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.

Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."

Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."

by The General Sterling Price April 19, 2011

PONTIAC

P=Poor
O=Old
N=Nigger
T=Thinks
I=Its
A=A
C=Cadilac

Poor old nigger thinks its a cadilac.

The Poor old man thought the pontiac was a Cadilac.

by HELLS AS5ASSIN6 March 4, 2009

Pontiac

Acronym for:
Poor
Old
Nigga
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

A Pontiac is a crappy car, only deigned to look good with one purpose in mind, to be slow as hell and shitty in performance.

by RiCHBOi April 3, 2008