Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.
by J September 29, 2004
Good car manufacturer. They make nice cars that last a long time and run well. Drive it and see how good they are to drive.
by x15029 May 01, 2008
Pontiac was an automobile brand that was established in 1926.Quickly overtaking its parent in popularity, it supplanted the Oakland brand entirely by 1933.On April 27, 2009, amid ongoing financial problems and restructuring efforts, GM announced it would discontinue the Pontiac brand by the end of 2010.The last Pontiacs were built in late 2009, with the final dealer franchises expiring October 31, 2010.
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by rain man #10 March 13, 2012
by blowjob master June 30, 2022
THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.
Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."
Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."
Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."
by The General Sterling Price April 01, 2011
by HELLS AS5ASSIN6 March 04, 2009
A Pontiac is a crappy car, only deigned to look good with one purpose in mind, to be slow as hell and shitty in performance.
by RiCHBOi March 06, 2008