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Polyester Shirt

Polyester shirts are thin and tight, and can outline the strongest abs to the roundest belly. Polyester shirts are cheap, and can be cut with kindergarten paper scissors. These shirts are worn by people confident enough to show their bodies in public.
Passerby 1: Look at that fat kid sitting at that lunch table. He’s wearing a polyester shirt!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
by JoeDoe* February 17, 2019
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polyester slack

The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.

Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.

Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!
Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!

Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!
by daverpdx May 8, 2007
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Polyester-pimp

It's a dude who is a wannabe pimp and never has any hoes or bitches. This type of man wheres knock off brand clothing or acts like he has money when he's really broke. His car is probably worth less than his rims or stereo.
Johnny p is a polyester-pimp he cons his way in to a woman's house lives bill free and tells everyone she kicked him out because she is a psycho. Truth is he never paid a dime.
by RyJerseyVset September 2, 2021
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Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals
That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”
by anonymous July 31, 2023
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polyester jester

Used as an insult for someone who buys cheap, clothes or products online— typically made of polyester, elastane and other synthetic materials.

Can refer to:
1. Someone who dresses head-to-toe in fast fashion from sites like Shein, Temu, Fashion Nova, AliExpress etc.

2. Someone who tries to save money by buying knockoff or low-cost versions of things (clothes, car seats, etc.), only to end up with shit-quality sweatshop slop.
“Fml. I am the polyester jester for getting this cheap hoodie off of Aliexpress because its synthetic fabric is trapping in all my sweat like a sauna”
by Sudokuloser July 12, 2025
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Polested

When you're molested by the police.
The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.
by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014
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polystyrene

polystyrene also known as ps is a hard rigid thermoplastic used to make housings for electronics electrical products refrigerator liners cd cases foam products and other consumer products
household refrigerators used to be made of all metal refrigerators now are all polystyrene on the inside is the way modern household refrigerators evolved
by littlejimmie April 24, 2019
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