Polyester-pimp

It's a dude who is a wannabe pimp and never has any hoes or bitches. This type of man wheres knock off brand clothing or acts like he has money when he's really broke. His car is probably worth less than his rims or stereo.

Johnny p is a polyester-pimp he cons his way in to a woman's house lives bill free and tells everyone she kicked him out because she is a psycho. Truth is he never paid a dime.

by RyJerseyVset September 2, 2021

Roly Polyest

Someone amazingly good at Roly poly's.

Miss Smith is the best Roly Polyest in the world.

by 2C°°l June 8, 2019

Polyester

A material that Superman is allergic to and makes him blow up in hives, as said in Family Guy, he is also allergic to Lambskin and Polyurethane

Mike: I have a Polyester bed sheet!

Superman: Fuck you! I am allergic to Polyester! You are a fat nigger!

by Slimmy Pimmy February 14, 2025

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Polyester

FAKE!

A lot of polyester out there

by Slatt.223 March 1, 2021

polyester jester

Used as an insult for someone who buys cheap, clothes or products online— typically made of polyester, elastane and other synthetic materials.

Can refer to:
1. Someone who dresses head-to-toe in fast fashion from sites like Shein, Temu, Fashion Nova, AliExpress etc.

2. Someone who tries to save money by buying knockoff or low-cost versions of things (clothes, car seats, etc.), only to end up with shit-quality sweatshop slop.

“Fml. I am the polyester jester for getting this cheap hoodie off of Aliexpress because its synthetic fabric is trapping in all my sweat like a sauna”

by Sudokuloser July 12, 2025