Like the Chevy Corvette, its a popular choice of vehicle for men going through a midlife crisis, except whilst the Corvette is for old White guys, the Slingshot is for middle aged men of all races.
Often times the drivers of these motorized tricycles have “fade” haircuts or are bald, they’ll sport a flat billed name-brand cap and have some color tinted aviators. They’ll drive around major social areas like hotels, colleges, landmarks blasting rock or rap music hoping to score some women.
It can be said the Polaris slingshot is a midlife crisis mobile for wiggers.
Often times the drivers of these motorized tricycles have “fade” haircuts or are bald, they’ll sport a flat billed name-brand cap and have some color tinted aviators. They’ll drive around major social areas like hotels, colleges, landmarks blasting rock or rap music hoping to score some women.
It can be said the Polaris slingshot is a midlife crisis mobile for wiggers.
John: yo whats poppin dawg my new polaris slingshot I drive around high schools checking out chicks yo
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Mud slingin, panty droppin, mobile beer cooler all in one. Guaranteed to get you side-chicks. Forget 4wd, you'll break a front axle anyways so just keep her in 2wd and give her hell. Don't worry it'll only overheat constantly. But that just gives you time to stop and drink more beer
Broke an axle in the mud pit, then it overheated so I stopped and we had some beer.... Pulled it out and kept on truck in.
Polaris- a beast of a machine that is only ment for serious rednecks
Polaris- a beast of a machine that is only ment for serious rednecks
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Man2: No man, I didn't! My powers out and I'm Freezing!
Man1: Well, I still have power! Come over man!
Man2: You live 2 miles away!! Hella NO!
Man2: No man, I didn't! My powers out and I'm Freezing!
Man1: Well, I still have power! Come over man!
Man2: You live 2 miles away!! Hella NO!
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