by only one miguel July 20, 2006
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by bkaeinliey March 21, 2010
Get the Poptardilisious mug.An individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. Typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. Pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.
"Why is Joe trying to open the bar's bathroom door with his keys?"
"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."
"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."
by Towhead January 25, 2010
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Get the Pootard mug.Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.
by twitch___ March 10, 2005
Get the Pootard mug.(noun) A living being that cannot be classified into either of the species owing to its distinct pig-like physical and characteristic features and at times human-like behaviour but a retard nonetheless.
I went out with Lisa and her husband last night for dinner as my partner was away, only to realise later that Lisa had invited Petli Patel and her husband too. As the odd one out, I kept quiet throughout, Lisa kept on egging me to talk and just to start a random conversation, I told Lisa that I have been eating healthy all week, except for tonight as I was eating out. Lisa's friend Petli Patel who is obese had an attack or something and she yelled at me a by saying, "Well you should have ordered salad then, since you have not just shut the fuck up and keep eating, this is not healthy eating, this is not how healthy eating is done. I know it well and that's why I am in shape." Since I was talking to Lisa and Petli Patel butted in, we term Petli Patel as a 'Pigtard'. It was like a pig lecturing me not to eat shit.
by QueenKH January 10, 2014
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“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”
“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”
by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018
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