penomach

the male counterpart to the vagomach-- the flabby area beneath the belly button of a man's beer belly

I need to switch to Miller Lite because the Miller has caused me to develop a penomach.

by toolguru January 13, 2009

penog

(n) pee-nog Someone who tools on people all the time and thinks their cool because of it.

Examples : I don't like penogs because they keep using me all the time.

Why are you friends with that penog?

by Sr. Unknown 12 December 22, 2009

Penophile

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

by shyder April 17, 2009

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020

penoscrotal web

condition when the skin of the scrotom attaches and forms the bottom length of the penis itself, resulting in curved and tight erections. the condition can be surgically repaired. it is either congenital or caused by an aggressive circumcision.

when you have a penoscrotal web, your penis appears longer on top, and shorter on bottom. the shaft can then be covered in scrotal tissue/hair.

by bgb24 December 19, 2007

phenobarbidoll

A play on the word "Phenobarbital", a barbiturate sedative.

You were my mechanical bride, phenobarbidoll.

by discopig June 2, 2015

Penophile

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

by MiamiManny November 12, 2019