Plarp

The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!"
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.

"My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."

by Squarticus Maximus December 29, 2015

Plump

Thic, juicy and soft. It can be a statement or a compliment

"Oh Janelle you are looking really plump lately"

by Island boi23 June 18, 2017

festively plump

1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.

1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'

2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'

'alright sorry, shes festively plump'

'thats better'

by Valentina Osborn July 13, 2006

Plump Princess

The most Fucking sexy BBW in the world.
Her belly is so squishy and squeezable.

That girl over there is such a Plump Princess

by fatty_lover69 December 13, 2012

Plump pussy

When those lower lips look nice and juicy, you just want to smack them to your heart's desire.

"damn girl that plump pussy is on the menu tonight"

by Datnibbler June 27, 2019

Plump to Juice Ratio

the measure of the plump aka size of a girls ass vs the juice aka sweet and tight factor of the ass, a 50/50 mix is perfect but good luck, u need to have the right amount of plump and juice to be perfect, not too much of one or the other!!!!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce def have plump and some juice
60/40 plump to juice ratio
Jessica Alba and Megan Fox def have juice and some plump
40/60 ratio plump to juice ratio
PERFECT RATIO IS HARD TO FIND BUT IF U DO GET ON IT ;)

by rfshitshow October 28, 2010

plur package

A package full of rave goodies, kandi singles, kandi cuffs, 3d cuffs & perlers.

Rave goodies; glow sticks, candies, gum, flashing toys, etc.

Plur packages are usually traded (via mail) among individuals in the rave/edm scene.

Plur packages are also traded just before big rave events or music festivals.

Ravers trade plur packages via mail before large music festivals such as; EDC LV, Coachella, Tomorrowworld, Ultra Music Festival, etc.

by Plurlifeplurvibes January 22, 2014