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Pisscrack

The part of the vagina that looks like a butt in the front
"Ay girl, lemme see that pisscrack!"
by pisscrackgirl April 14, 2016
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pisscrete

The kind of concrete stained by years of being peed on by drunks and scallies like that found in multi-storey car parks and council flat stairwells.
Although it was dark as Kevin climbed the stairs he knew what sort of place it was by the odour of pisscrete in the cold air.
by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022
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pisscat

An over terratorial woman, age 23-45 who looks and acts like a very angry cat.
My pisscat bandteacher shed on me
by Dee-Devil February 5, 2003
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Pisscramps

A painful sensation in groin area caused when holding back a massive piss to forcefully restrict the sphincter from releasing an enormous fart.

This excruciating pain is typically experienced when in a bathroom that is within an earshot of people that under no circumstance should ever associate the sound of thick streaming urine, a deep vibrating bass-heavy fart and a blissful sigh of relief to you.
Yo Stacey's bathroom is in her bedroom and it's mad quiet in there so I'm going to go outside to take a piss and bust ass like a muhfucka. I ain't about to get pisscramps holding this shit back. If I happen to leave it's because I a pisscramp hit me hard and I shit in my pants. I'll be back after I throw my underwear in a tree. Peace!
by eddydef January 25, 2017
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Pisstrated

Extreme emotional disturbance causing the individual unable to speak.
I was so pisstrated when my old lady dropped my entire vial of acid.
by Jason Hapner September 5, 2003
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Pisscant

A combination of the words "pissed" and "can't." A pisscant is a person who has problems in their life, but rather than trying to fix them, explodes in anger on something completely unrelated.
Mark hates his job. Though rather than confronting his boss or quitting, he yells at and beats his wife and kids. He's a pisscant, and I don't like him.
by Wallbridge January 18, 2006
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Pisscrastination

Feeling an urge to urinate, but putting off the act for now. Not recommended for first-responders.
A good firefighter learns early-on not to practice pisscrastination. Never wait to urinate!
by Gutsrus September 21, 2022
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